Mariah Carey As A Country Singer?

You've got to be kidding. In the forthcoming movie, Tennessee, shot in Nashville, Mariah Carey plays an aspiring Country Singer fleeing her "controlling husband". Ms Carey co-wrote a song, "Right to Dream" with Willie Nelson and performed it with Bio Willie's harmonica player. Director Aaron Woodley said "people were weeping on the crew when she sang it". That bad, huh? What was that bomb she did earlier "All that Glitters"? What's next Britney Spears as a nun?

Girls Gone Wild

The happiest person in the world must be Lisa Nowak right about now, sort of. With all the furor over Britney Spears, her 24 hour stint in rehab, the bald head and tattoos, Nowak has been bumped off the front page. Nowak might have to do something really outrageous to get back in the news, at least unless she is convicted of a crime.