The Donald and Rosie O'Donnell

Let's just put these two in a steel cage, like they do on WWF or WWE or whatever letters they're using on TV "rasslin'" these days, and let 'em slug it out. My money's on Rosie, by the way. Chair throwin', eye gougin', hair pullin', nothing is out of bounds. That's right Rosie, grab that beaver pelt on The Donald's head and pretend you're in a tug of war over Britney Spears. And Donald, give that fur trader a Texas titty-twister, you're almost as masculine as she is. I can hear Rosie now: "Fire this ya' mook!