Tuesday, March 6, 2007

The Scooter Store

Have you gotten any of those annoying emails from The Scooter Store? I have, but with today's news, the term takes on a new meaning. I am referring to the conviction of Lewis "Scooter" Libbey in the Valerie Plame/CIA (or should we say CYA?) case. This verdict could have far-reaching implications. Libbey could be invited to go quail hunting with Dick Cheney before he reports for prison. Libbey, not Cheney, I mean, but stay tuned.

In stir, the Scooter Store be selling different goods, such as cigarettes, shivs and soap-on-a-rope. Good luck with that incarceration, with a name like "Scooter" he's gonna need it.

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